Beer Quotes
1136 quotes by 707 authors
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There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.
— Sandra Bullock
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It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching…
— Gisele Bundchen
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Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical…
— Edmund Burke
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People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit in my house…
— Sophia Bush
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If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
— Samuel Butler
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Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
— Lord Byron
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
— Drew Carey
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
— George Carlin
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me…
— Adam Carolla
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
— Johnny Carson
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Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
— Billy Carter
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
— Billy Carter
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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
— Raymond Chandler
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My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.
— Gary Allan
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
— Dan Castellaneta
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Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
— Raymond Chandler
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A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
— Winston Churchill
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It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
— Winston Churchill
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