Beer Quotes

1136 quotes by 707 authors

There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that. — Sandra Bullock
It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching… — Gisele Bundchen
Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical… — Edmund Burke
People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit in my house… — Sophia Bush
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. — Samuel Butler
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. — Lord Byron
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar. — Drew Carey
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. — George Carlin
If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me… — Adam Carolla
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. — Johnny Carson
Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer. — Billy Carter
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. — Billy Carter
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. — Raymond Chandler
My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. — Gary Allan
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. — Dan Castellaneta
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off. — Raymond Chandler
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. — Winston Churchill
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. — Winston Churchill

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