Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved. — Peter Ustinov
I knew all of the childhood prayers I uttered on my knees at the side of my bed. Many years of Sunday-school attendance had etched… — Iyanla Vanzant
I was a bed wetter till very late. My mom used to hang my sheets out the window to dry, and I'd have to run… — Vince Vaughn
My attitude when I'm in Mexico is I wake up in the morning with nothing to do and I go to bed half done. I… — Jesse Ventura
The first thing I do each morning is get out of bed and give my dog, Audrey, a hug. She's a Jack Russell. I think… — Donatella Versace
It takes tremendous will to compete in any athletic endeavor, so it meant going to bed early and getting my homework done in advance. I… — Vera Wang
Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope. — Edith Wharton
Home, more than anything, means warmth and bed. — Vivienne Westwood
Everything from the little house was in the wagon, except the beds and tables and chairs. They did not need to take these, because Pa… — Laura Ingalls Wilder
It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think,… — Steven Wright
Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.' — Steven Wright
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first! — Henny Youngman
While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to… — Roger Zelazny
It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. — Zig Ziglar
When I turned 45, I lay in bed reflecting on all life had taught me. My soul sprang a leak and ideas flowed out. My… — Regina Brett
On overnight flights, I have trained myself to get to sleep almost instantly after takeoff. I always listen to the same audiobook on my iPod… — Margaret Heffernan
Sleephackers go to bed with sensors on their wrists and foreheads and maintain detailed electronic sleep diaries, which they often share online. To shift between… — Evgeny Morozov
Passion such as hers is all consent, asking little in return. I had merely to enter a room where she was to see her face… — Marguerite Yourcenar
I went to bed and woke in the middle of the night thinking I heard someone cry, thinking I myself was weeping, and I felt… — Ray Bradbury
joy and sorrow are inseparable. . . together they come and when one sits alone with you . . remember that the other is asleep… — Khalil Gibran
No murmur arose from its bed, and so gently it wandered along, that the pearly pebbles upon which we loved to gaze, far down within… — Edgar Allan Poe
If you knew what was going to happen, if you knew everything that was going to happen next—if you knew in advance the consequences of… — Margaret Atwood
He remembered waking up once, listening to the wind, thinking of all the dark and rushing cold outside and all the warmth of this bed,… — Stephen King
My god! people say. You have so much self-control! And later: My god. You're so, so sick. When people say this, they turn their heads,… — Marya Hornbacher
When she was fifteen if you'd told her that when she was twenty she'd be going to bed with bald-headed men and liking it, she… — H.G. Wells

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