Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

Now I believe that lovers should be draped in flowers and laid entwined together on a bed of clover and left there to sleep, left… — Conor Oberst
I want my weekends off and I want to put my kids to bed. Those are good reasons to want to be in 'Batman 2'. — Gary Oldman
Nobody's life is a bed of roses. We all have crosses to bear, and we all just do our best. I would never claim to… — Yoko Ono
I might have missed my calling as an editor. In the spring, the sight of my empty garden beds gives me the horticultural equivalent of… — Susan Orlean
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. — George Orwell
I go to bed late. My mind starts going at night - that's when those creative juices begin flowing. — Donny Osmond
Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be. — Sarah Jessica Parker
When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads. — Ron Paul
Don't take tomorrow to bed with you. — Norman Vincent Peale
I don't clean, I don't make the bed. I spend my salary. I worry a lot. I just don't worry about socks on the floor. — Amanda Peet
I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack. — Simon Pegg
Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends. — Samuel Pepys
If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. — Carl Perkins
Once I'm already in my room, I still have to open a door to get into my bed. It's like a giant box. It's like… — Michael Phelps
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' — Emo Philips
In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream. — Luigi Pirandello
Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed. — Brad Pitt
A strong argument for the religion of Christ is this - that offences against Charity are about the only ones which men on their death-beds… — Edgar Allan Poe
To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed. — Sidney Poitier
Thank God I have the seeing eye, that is to say, as I lie in bed I can walk step by step on the fells… — Beatrix Potter
I was the youngest in my family. When the other kids went to school, my mother would make them breakfast and then she would go… — Paula Poundstone
An orange on the table, your dress on the rug, and you in my bed, sweet present of the present, cool of night, warmth of… — Jacques Prevert
The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event. You go to bed in one kind of a world… — J. B. Priestley
A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my… — Richard Pryor
If I can make a career for myself after Potter, and it goes well, and is varied and with longevity, then that puts to bed… — Daniel Radcliffe

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