Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

I think life is full of challenges and problems. I don't believe that anyone is perfect. We all make mistakes. It's not a bed of… — Nigel Mansell
Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas. — Jose Marti
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. — Groucho Marx
We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending… — Dave Matthews
I knew what I wanted to do when I was 13 and I had to go through four years of high school to get out.… — John Mayer
When I was 15 or 16 - I slept really well then. Now I sleep on a bed of anxiety-tipped nails. — James McAvoy
Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I'm on a mission to… — Jenny McCarthy
At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo.… — Eric McCormack
If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in… — Ian Mckellen
I'm a bit of an insomniac. I go to bed at 5am because I get caught up in watching TV or listening to music at… — A J McLean
Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no idea how that happened. — A J McLean
I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun. — Heather Mills
I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt. — Liza Minnelli
I still have a Gypsy sense of adventure. I don't think I have slept in the same bed for more than three or four months… — Helen Mirren
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. — Wilson Mizner
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course. — Marilyn Monroe
When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me. — Steven Morrissey
I was passionate about soccer. I still am. Odd, though - playing soccer always made me much more anxious than playing tennis. On soccer days,… — Rafael Nadal
Americans are not used to being bombed in their beds, but if you come from anywhere outside America, it's not highly unusual. — Mira Nair
Sometimes, I'm an ogre. I can be short. I'll walk into the office some days and I've gotten up on the wrong side of the… — Jack Nicklaus
I have lived and slept in the same bed with English countesses and Prussian farm women... no woman has excited passions among women more than… — Florence Nightingale
I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good. — Bill Nighy
I want to go to bed richer than when I woke up. The pursuit of wealth is a wonderful thing, but the thing is you… — Kevin O'Leary
I would suggest the widow do things the husband used to do, so he seems to be there with you. You will feel like just… — Joyce Carol Oates
I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting… — Barack Obama

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