Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

There is only one day that you and I have to live for, and that's today. There is nothing we can do about yesterday except… — Harold B. Lee
Suppose you found your brother in bed with your wife, and put a javelin through both of them. You would be justified, and they would… — Brigham Young
Valentine's Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid. Forget… — David Letterman
The best way not to find the bed too cold is to go to bed colder than the bed is. — Carlo Borromeo
The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world — Napoleon Bonaparte
Do not go to bed until you have gone over the day three times in your mind. What wrong did I do? What good did… — Pythagoras
If you are to be successful...you will need to be inspired. You will need to receive revelation. I will give you one piece of advice:… — Harold B. Lee
...a pie so delicate, so luscious, that I hope to be propped up on my dying bed and fed a generous portion. Then I think… — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
Few of Caesar's assassins outlived him by more than three years, or died in their beds. — Suetonius
The attention that's being projected by men who simply watch you walking down the street, in the office, or in bed, in most cases, is… — Frederick Lenz
You just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too. — Xaviera Hollander
Surely going to bed with a man before marriage was the most courageous act of my life. — Diana Trilling
I go to bed with a clear conscience. I sleep great. I know I did my best. — Alistair Overeem
I'm even afraid to lay down with you at night, because when you go to bed at night, mean woman, you got an ice pick… — John Lee Hooker
You're like the devil with horns in your head, the only way I'll get you is to get you in bed. — Ringo Starr
Jump out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition and yawn and stretch and try to come alive. — Dolly Parton
I get up each morning, gather my wits, pick up the paper and read the obits. If I'm not there, I know I'm not dead,… — Pete Seeger
If I don't drive around the park, I'm pretty sure to make my mark. If I'm in bed each night by ten, I may get… — Dorothy Parker
Don't be that guy that's laying in that hospital bed going, 'I wonder what would have happened if I tried it?' The worst thing that… — Dana White
As much as I'd like to be listening to other things, I can't do that until I get all of this sort of put to… — Todd Rundgren
When you're touring, you're working from the moment you wake up to the moment you got to bed. Sometimes you make up fun drama, because… — Taylor Momsen
I just got an apartment here in Nashville, and I invested in a Queen-sized bed because I'm like, "I haven't had a big bed since… — Lzzy Hale
My worst image of myself is me sitting on a bed, smoking a cigarette, waiting for a phone call and thinking thoughts that don't join… — Joan Juliet Buck
The night before the Nobel announcement every year, I've gone to bed feeling quite anxious. I was optimistic, and also I knew it might never… — Randy Schekman
Learn Languages the Right Way. Language acquisition games and abstract communicative method are bullshit. The second-best way to learn a foreign language is alone in… — Chuck Thompson

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