Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

Some days the competition would beat me and I'd go home thinking awful thoughts, want to hide under the bed, depressed. But of course, in… — Sam Donaldson
I am interested in levels of brain discourse. How articulate are the voices in your head? You know, there's a different voice for the phone,… — Anne Enright
Training is full-on. Some days I really don't want to get out of bed and hit that track again. Sunday and Monday morning sessions are… — Jessica Ennis
Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being… — Linda Fiorentino
I was more of the kind of babysitter that liked holding the baby, sort of playing Mom, and then putting the baby to bed and… — Ari Graynor
I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight off to sleep. That's… — Len Goodman
I try to make my bed every day for mental health. Coming home to an unmade bed or a room with clothes all over will… — David Alan Grier
I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed. — Louie Anderson
I never read in bed, only in my study. — Peter Ackroyd
I saw a ghost once, about 20 years ago. It took the form of someone coming out of a sleeping body and sitting at the… — Peter Ackroyd
My father was sleepless most of his life. So by the age of five, I was awake with him all night long, watching bad television… — Sherman Alexie
As a kid I would be put to bed when my parents had guests and because I was such a show-off I would go to… — Rupert Everett
We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry every night. Well, that was probably true. They were all on… — Ronald Reagan
All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head. — Rod Stewart
Should I string her up or strangle her in bed, suffocate that venomous head? Or perhaps I'll just whip her to death. Listen, do me… — Rod Stewart
I love you Huey was the note I read, but there's a strange pair of shoes underneath the bed. — Huey Lewis
Hiking a ridge, a meadow, or a river bottom, is as healthy a form of exercise as one can get. Hiking seems to put all… — William O. Douglas
The joke that you laid in the bed that was me. — Alanis Morissette
I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed. — Jethro Tull
Some are masters of illusions, some are ministers of trade, all under the same delusion, all their beds unmade. — Bob Dylan
She's cool in bed, as she ought to be, cuz Ethyl's dead. — Alice Cooper
Ever since I was little, my mum used to choose an outfit for me and lay it on the bed so I'd know what I… — Paloma Faith
If I listened to my critics, I would still be at home under my bed right now. — Nancy Grace
I usually plan to read a book for a half-hour before bed, but then I end up staying awake until 3 A.M. to finish it.… — Amanda Hocking
I don't want someone to watch sports in bed. That drives me nuts. — Elizabeth Hurley

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