Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

The psychoanalysis of neurotics has taught us to recognize the intimate connection between wetting the bed and the character trait of ambition. — Sigmund Freud
I am a traveler. I am a nomad. I rarely sleep in the same bed more than three or four nights. And I know hotel… — Diane von Furstenberg
I believe in a higher power and I believe in good and bad, right and wrong. You sleep in the bed you make. — Leif Garrett
My own experience is that a certain kind of genius among students is best brought out in bed. — Allen Ginsberg
Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It's that time of night, lying in bed, thinking what you really think, making the private… — Allen Ginsberg
The only really safe thing to do is to write a diary of where you've been, what time you went to bed, what you ate.… — Ellie Goulding
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself… — Cary Grant
I like all of the early relationship strips that were collected in 'Love Is Hell,' where I pretended to be an expert in relationships and… — Matt Groening
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight. — William Congreve
Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed. — Mason Cooley
The internet in hotels should be free - and I really resent it when they charge you five dollars for a bottle of water beside… — Francis Ford Coppola
Ah, the power of two. There's nothing quite like it. Especially when it comes to paying utility bills, parenting, cooking elaborate meals, purchasing a grown-up… — Sloane Crosley
For the average person, taken to their sick bed, it takes a serious bout of pneumonia or a full body cast to completely forget the… — Sloane Crosley
I can imagine myself on my death-bed, spent utterly with lust to touch the next world, like a boy asking for his first kiss from… — Aleister Crowley
The Bristol Channel was always my guide, and I was always able to draw an imaginary line from my bed to our house over in… — Roald Dahl
I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed. — Bette Davis
Isn't it sad to go to your grave without ever wondering why you were born? Who, with such a thought, would not spring from bed,… — Richard Dawkins
We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and… — Ellen DeGeneres
It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in… — Danny DeVito
I am so blessed. I've been way over-blessed. At 64 years old, I look forward to going to bed every night so I can wake… — Paula Deen
The first thing I did was give up sweet tea because I drank so much. I'd start drinking at lunchtime and wouldn't set it down… — Paula Deen
I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it. — Cameron Diaz
It wasn't that I couldn't write. I wrote every day. I actually worked really hard at writing. At my desk by 7 A.M., would work… — Junot Diaz
A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman. — Marlene Dietrich
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. — Phyllis Diller

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