Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape… — Lyndon B. Johnson
My diet is mostly chicken and fish. I make sure I get a lot of vegetables, a lot of fruit. I am a big fruit… — Magic Johnson
Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel. — Samuel Johnson
The happiest part of a man's life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning. — Samuel Johnson
You just stay the course, and do what it is that you do, and grow while you're doing it. Eventually it will either come full… — Jon Bon Jovi
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. — Kim Kardashian
I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That's a perfect night alone… — Stacy Keibler
I used to write in bed, starting when I woke up. I believe that creative work comes from our subconscious mind, so I try to… — Marian Keyes
I have such a dancer's spirit that I tend to leap around the house. Once I leaped onto my bed and landed on the floor.… — T'Keyah Crystal Keymah
You know, my friends, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house; favored old barren reason from my bed, and… — Omar Khayyam
I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time. — Stephen King
The best you can sometimes do is learn to take a breath, count to ten and simply accept that try as you might, no, your… — Jeffrey Kluger
Those other 10 o'clock shows that come on, all you get from them is headaches and nightmares when you go to bed! At least we… — Emeril Lagasse
I sleep seven hours. If I go to bed at two, I wake up at nine. If I go to bed at midnight, I wake… — Karl Lagerfeld
No, and I never, ever eat in between the meals. I control it well enough and with no pills, and I sleep seven hours a… — Karl Lagerfeld
Some men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing… — Hedy Lamarr
I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and… — Queen Latifah
Fear can be good when you're walking past an alley at night or when you need to check the locks on your doors before you… — Queen Latifah
Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. — David Letterman
I usually dream of melodies. When I wake up I have them in my head. I usually come up with things in the middle of… — Leona Lewis
And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover. — Jennifer Lopez
One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams. — E. V. Lucas
My body grew hot, then cold. I tried to eat the bed sheets. My heart beat madly. Every joint in my body ached. When I… — Bela Lugosi
Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams. — Joel Madden
They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that… — Bill Maher

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