Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though. — Tori Spelling
I simply adore 'The Simpsons.' I go to bed in a 'Simpsons' T-shirt. — Steven Spielberg
My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend.… — Layne Staley
Every morning, I crawl out of bed. I sit there and think, 'Do I really need this?' And I drag myself to the gym in… — Sylvester Stallone
I am so in love with just lying in bed listening to Mozart. — Ben Stein
I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed. — Ben Stein
My 'thing' is that I just lie in my immense bed and look out the window at the skyline over Virginia and the sky and… — Ben Stein
Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses. — Robert Louis Stevenson
I have cotton or flannel sheets, depending on the weather. They have to be ironed, and I get my bed changed nearly every day. — Martha Stewart
I'm not one of those people who sits at dinner on their iPhone all night. I'm either working or I'm not. I've gone down that… — Curtis Stone
I don't mind being pale. In high school, it seemed like everybody cared about being tan all year round, but I haven't really thought about… — Taylor Swift
I'm usually at home and in bed by 10 o'clock. I do not want to be out at anybody's New Year's Eve party. — Andre Leon Talley
The most luxurious item is a beautiful bed and beautiful, simple sheets. — Andre Leon Talley
I get really restless when I haven't worked for a day and a half. I have a recurring dream that people are lined up next… — Taylor Swift
What makes me happy is just curling up in with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of 'CSI' and 'Grey's Anatomy' episodes… — Taylor Swift
Sometimes I wake up before dawn, and I love sitting up in the middle of the bed with all the lights off, pitch-black dark, and… — Charles R. Swindoll
As far back as I can remember, my mother would have me down by the bed at night with her, praying. I can still hear… — Charles R. Swindoll
I have a problem with cabinets being messy and people just shoving things in and closing the door. I will lie in bed and not… — Charlize Theron
Many aspects of the writing life have changed since I published my first book, in the 1960s. It is more corporate, more driven by profits… — Paul Theroux
All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning. — Henry David Thoreau
Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige… — James Thurber
I lost my sense of trust, honesty and compassion. I crashed down and became what I consider an emotional mess. I've never been so miserable… — Shania Twain
I've always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals. I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night, or a dog… — Anne Tyler
Life excites me-just little, normal, everyday things. Getting out of bed. Getting dressed. Making food. I find it all exciting. — Liv Tyler
You want to come home to a nice firm bed with the corners tucked in so you start over, like each night is like a… — Gabrielle Union

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