Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

No 'Glory shall be your reward' for me. Oh, no, for me, it is, 'Stop whining' and 'Go to bed'. — Megan Whalen Turner
I couldn't get myself to read the want ads. The thought of sitting in front of a man behind a desk and telling him that… — Charles Bukowski
He wondered vaguely whether in the abolished past it had been a normal experience to lie in bed like this, in the cool of a… — George Orwell
...tell me the word that will win you, and I will speak it. I will speak the stars of heaven into a crown for your… — Stephen R. Lawhead
Jules says there are three things that make you a grown-up: an eight-piece set of matching dishes; gin, vodka and whiskey in the house; and… — Jane Green
I went to bed last night utterly dejected; I thought I was never going to amount to anything, and that you had thrown away your… — Jean Webster
I’d been staying at the Holiday Inn with my girlfriend, honestly the most beautiful woman I’d even known, for three days under a phony name,… — Denis Johnson
True wisdom gives the only possible answer at any given moment, and that night, going back to bed was the only possible answer. — Elizabeth Gilbert
I object to being told that I am saving daylight when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind... At the… — Robertson Davies
There is a riddle about a man who is locked in a room with nothing but a bed and a calendar, and the question is:… — Kurt Vonnegut
How is it that, a full two centuries after Jane Austen finished her manuscript, we come to the world of Pride and Prejudice and find… — Anna Quindlen
The conventional parabola--sentiment, the touch of the hand, the kiss, the passionate kiss, the feel of the body, the climax in the bed, then more… — Ian Fleming
Choking with dry tears and raging, raging, raging at the absolute indifference of nature and the world to the death of love, the death of… — Stephen Fry
My daughter is seven, and some of the other second-grade parents complain that their children don't read for pleasure. When I visit their homes, the… — Anne Fadiman
She just laughed in his face and told him she'd sooner crawl in a bed with his father's leeches before she'd crawl in one with… — George R. R. Martin
- How is he in bed? Gladiator or poet? - Hmmm... A poetic gladiator. — Nora Roberts
When I go into the garden with a spade and dig a bed I feel such an exhilaration and health that I discover that I… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
A chorus of tough southern belles whispered, You need a loyal husband around here. Loyal to you, loyal to your family, loyal to your land.… — Deborah Smith
Say “no” only when it really matters. Wear a bright red shirt with bright orange shorts? Sure. Put water in the toy tea set? Okay.… — Gretchen Rubin
For what good turn? Messenger: For the best turn of the bed. — William Shakespeare
You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed. — Jeaniene Frost
I was perpetually grief-stricken when I finished a book, and would slide down from my sitting position on the bed, put my cheek on the… — Marya Hornbacher
It's a lazy Saturday afternoon, there's a couple lying naked in bed reading Encyclopediea Brittannica to each other, and arguing about whether the Andromeda Galaxy… — Carl Sagan
The glacier knocks in the cupboard, The desert sighs in the bed, And the crack in the teacup opens A lane to the land of… — Wystan Hugh Auden
If a man we don't know phones us up one day and talks a little, makes no suggestions, says nothing special, but nevertheless pays us… — Paulo Coelho

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