Bed Quotes

3432 Bed quotes by 2170 unique authors

He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told me that time… — Janet Evanovich
Tell a devout Christian that his wife is cheating on him, or that frozen yogurt can make a man invisible, and he is likely to… — Sam Harris
I feel as if one would only discover on one's death-bed what one ought to have lived for, and realise too late that one's life… — Bertrand Russell
Pain! Deep, tearing, throbbing, needle-sharp, hammer-blunt pain – ripping through his body and through his mind, twisting deep in his guts and slicing at his… — Stuart Hill
I love you so much I’ll never be able to tell you; I’m frightened to tell you. I can always feel your heart. Dance tunes… — Dylan Thomas
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all… — Charles Bukowski
I've always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little monsters closed up… — David Benioff
You…you got rid of that dress fast," I pointed out between heavy breaths. "I thought you liked it." "I do like it," he said. His… — Richelle Mead
To put it another way, every love relationship is based upon unwritten conventions rashly agreed upon by the lovers during the first weeks of their… — Milan Kundera
two people can sleep in the same bed and still be alone when they close their eyes — Haruki Murakami
Sometimes by a woodland stream he watched the water rush over the pebbled bed, its tiny modulations of bounce and flow. A woman's body was… — Salman Rushdie
It's come at last," she thought, "the time when you can no longer stand between your children and heartache. When there wasn't enough food in… — Betty Smith
If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn… — Richard Francis Burton
Writing is seduction. Good talk is part of seduction. If not so, why do so many couples who start the evening at dinner wind up… — Stephen King
...beds last on an average much longer than marriages... — Michel Houellebecq
Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious nap rays. I can't help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm comforter are more… — Laurie Halse Anderson
So we went to bed, assaulted by sleep that fumed at us from medicine glasses, or was wielded from small sweet-coated tablets -- dainty bricks… — Janet Frame
You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother!… — Bryan Lee O'Malley
She wanted to wake up like Dorothy and see Michael's face peering over the side of the bed, laughing. WHY, YOU JUST HIT YOUR HEAD.… — Janet Fitch
The kind of eyes that jumped from a woman's dreams right into her morning and made trouble in the marriage bed. — Ilona Andrews
You can look at the words on this paper and, because they are the ones I am used to choosing, they will show you the… — A.L. Kennedy
Lying in the bed that had once held two, Lisey thought alone never felt more lonely than when you woke up and discovered you still… — Stephen King
I yield to nobody in my admiration for God, but he's no good in bed. — Ariana Franklin
The last time I'd seen the Minotaur, he'd been wearing nothing but his tighty whities. I don't know why. Maybe he'd been shaken out of… — Rick Riordan
She asked him to come and see her that night. He agreed, in order to get away, knowing that he was incapable of going. But… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

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