"Being married means I can break wind and……" — Brad Pitt
"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."
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144 Quotes by Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt has 144 quotes on this site.
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When I got untethered from the comfort of religion, it wasn't a loss of faith for me, it was a…
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If someone wants to do drugs ... as long as he or she isn't corrupting minors or driving under the…
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I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much dope, I was sitting on the…
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By the time this concert ends this evening, 30,000 Africans will have died because of extreme poverty. By this time…
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Fatherhood is the best thing I ever did. It changes your perspective. You can write a book, you can make…
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Equality, absolutely, that's what defines us. It's what makes us great. If it doesn't sit well with your religion, let…
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Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across…
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It is each American's constitutional right to marry the person they love, no matter what state they inhabit. No state…
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I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much [marijuana].
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I think happiness is overrated. Satisfied, at peace-those would be more realistic goals.
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The woman is the reflection of her man
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I believe everyone should have the same rights. They say gay marriage ruins families and hurts kids. Well, I've had…
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More Bed Quotes
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I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks…
— Andrea Arnold
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I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel…
— David Attenborough
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Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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A man can do a television interview and roll out of bed 15 minutes before; it's just not the same…
— Michele Bachmann
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I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back…
— Antonio Banderas
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I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as…
— Tallulah Bankhead
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The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival…
— Djuna Barnes
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
— Roseanne Barr
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Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a…
— Lynda Barry
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One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to…
— Bernard Baruch
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This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.
— Charles Baudelaire
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Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our…
— George Ade
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