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Bar Quotes by Emo Philips
- I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
- I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of…
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- I am of course confident that I will fulfill my tasks as a writer in all circumstances - from my grave even… — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
- Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack… — Rick Riordan
- Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very late at… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working odd jobs… — John Boehner
- I've set the bar quite high in terms of storytelling. — E. L. James
- When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say,… — Yasmine Bleeth
- In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is… — Trey Parker
- A sad fact of life lately at the Museum of Modern Art is that when it comes to group shows of contemporary… — Jerry Saltz