"I was at a bar nursing a beer.……" — Emo Philips
"I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy."
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78 Quotes by Emo Philips
Emo Philips has 78 quotes on this site.
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I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.
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I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was…
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I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.
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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said,…
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I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?
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So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
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Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.
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I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
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When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
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Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!
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Lord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.
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I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In…
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More Bar Quotes
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Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very…
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When a little more than a teenager, I was a piano-bar pianist in the land where I was born and…
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The American legal industry is a medieval guild in which the prosecutors, bar, and bench join hands to ensure that…
— Conrad Black
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I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working…
— John Boehner
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My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables.
— John Boehner
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The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas.
— Edward de Bono
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The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to…
— Brandon Boyd
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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
— David Brenner
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I'm the type of person who doesn't want to sit alone in a restaurant or bar.
— Malin Akerman
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I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember, years ago, seeing kind of…
— Jimmy Buffett
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We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
— Charles Bukowski
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Now one thing I think is really lame, is if you're an artist and you go to a karaoke bar…
— Jason Aldean
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