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Balls Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Agnostics are just atheists without balls.
- It's time for me to give out an award to newly elected Majority Leader John Boehner. Mr. Boehner was elected just a few days ago…
- Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?
- Speak from the balls, not from the diaphram.
More Balls Quotes
- A ball had passed between my body and the right arm which supported him, cutting through the sleeve and passing through his… — Clara Barton
- I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your legs don't… — Arthur Ashe
- I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings. — Rodney Atkins
- I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods… — Rowan Atkinson
- My greatest point is my persistence. I never give up in a match. However down I am, I fight until the last… — Bjorn Borg
- The pitcher has got only a ball. I've got a bat. So the percentage in weapons is in my favor and I… — Hank Aaron
- You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble… — Dave Barry
- Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve. — Dan Jenkins