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- The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb. — Jorge Luis Borges
- There once was a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day. A Fly came up and kept… — Aesop
- I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be… — Roddy Doyle
- All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States. — Victor Gold
- I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips
- I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach. — Dolly Parton
- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? — George Carlin
- There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. — Martial