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Bad Quotes by Jay Leno
- I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?
- According to a new UN report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad, when they originally predicted it…
- At a press conference yesterday NASA announced that 2005 was the hottest year on record. It is so hot, and global warming is so bad,…
- These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. People in Kenya are now saying he's 100 percent American. That's how bad it's gotten.
- The FCC is considering lifting the ban on cellphone calls on planes. The good news is you'll be able to make calls during your flight.…
- The IRS says it's been getting death threats since the health care bill passed because the IRS is going to be the ones in charge…
- The Olympics start on Friday, and Russia is implementing the most intensive security in Olympics history. During the games, the government will monitor every email,…
- My wife loves Europe, but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.
- If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
- Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true…
- President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's…
- The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell…
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