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Bad Quotes by Dave Barry
- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient…
- If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity,…
- Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow, painful death in North America,
- When I say "dogs", I'm talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking about those little…
- If he (The New York Taxi Driver) talked to me, he might lose his concentration, which would be very bad because the taxi has some…
- The Soviet Union at this time was being run by the Communists, a group of men fierce in their dedication to wearing hilariously bad suits.…
- What a crock. I could easily overemphasize the importance of good grammar. For example, I could say: Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow,…
- When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that…
- The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and…
- What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume…
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- I don't approve of sunbathing, and it's bad for you. — David Attenborough
- I just let the work speak for itself. An actor is not afraid to take risks; to put on different hats; to… — Kevin Bacon
- No government can be maintained without the principle of fear as well as duty. Good men will obey the last, but bad… — Thomas Jefferson
- The Things That Make You Feel Bad, Are The Ones That Will Eventually Go Away, So, You Should Never Give Up Fighting,… — Ritu Ghatourey
- Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner. — Aristophanes
- If you were to ask me if I'd ever had the bad luck to miss my daily cocktail, I'd have to say… — Luis Bunuel