Avoid Seeing Quotes by Jack Handey

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• If you want to avoid seeing an idiot, break the mirror. — Francois Rabelais
• If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you… — Jack Handey
• You should avoid seeing too much of yourself anywhere: in the outside world, in others, in the imagined worlds that give you… — John Darnielle
• The natural world is the only one we have. To try to not see the natural world - to put on blinders… — Rick Bass
• If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror — Francois Rabelais
• If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass. — Francois Rabelais
• One day Ill get over you, my tears will stop falling, putting on a smile will be easier and more real. Ill… — Arcine Arciiniegas
• If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror. — Francois Rabelais

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