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Avoid Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
- I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as to avoid eye…
- If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
- If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
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- You don't become completely free by just avoiding being a slave; you also need to avoid becoming a master. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb