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Average Quotes by George Carlin
- You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old, and already we've had…
- When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.
- Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
- Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
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