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Average Quotes by Mark Twain
- The average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak.
- The average American may not know who his grandfather was. But the American was, however, one degree better off than the average Frenchman who, as…
- A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors.
- I am persuaded that the world has been tricked into adopting some false and most pernicious notions about consistency - and to such a degree…
- The only very marked difference between the average civilized man and the average savage is that the one is gilded and the other is painted.
- An average English word is four letters and a half. By hard, honest labor I've dug all the large words out of my vocabulary and…
- The average man don't like trouble and danger.
- All large political doctrines are rich in difficult problems - problems that are quite above the average citizen's reach. And that is not strange, since…
- Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.
- It shames the average man to be valued below his own estimate of his worth.
- Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain
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