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Average Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- One nice thing about the Third World, you don't have to fasten your seat belt. (Or stop smoking. Or cut down on saturated fats.) It…
- In comparative terms, there's no poverty in America by a long shot. Heritage Foundation political scientist Robert Rector has worked up figures showing that when…
- The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in…
- So-called Western Civilization, as practised in half of Europe, some of Asia and a few parts of North America, is better than anything else available.…
- Government isn't a good way to solve problems ... [G]overnment is concerned mostly with self-perpetuation and is subject to fantastic ideas about its own capabilities.…
- The average IQ in America is—and this can be proven mathematically—average.
- The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.
- The beauty of democracy is that an average, random, unremarkable citizen can lead it.
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