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Average Quotes by Dave Barry
- The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.
- The average tax payer is not a big voluntary supporter of the arts. The only art that the average taxpayer buys voluntarily either has a…
- I have read that, on the average, the Japanese are getting taller, but at the moment they seem to be about the same height as…
- When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm…
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- Science affects the average man and woman in two ways already. He or she benefits by its application driving a motor-car or… — John B. S. Haldane