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Pervs these days. cant even go into a store without a store employee having to tell me that this guy thinks I'm hot and cant… — Patience
Be nice to her and she'll Be Friend-zone to you. Be an asshole to her anf she'll fall for you.. — Yashowardhan
Why?' He asked. 'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off… — SangFroid Stalker
I'd rather be a total asshole giving proper care to significant life situations than acted like my crap don't stink but was a total pussy… — Michael Sams
I'm one of the nicest asshole you could ever hope to meet. — Kam
I don't think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole that's addicted to the internet and has… — Unkown
Idk why these bitches dont shut there fucking mouth say shit about people cant spell wtf is this 3rd grade even if someone cant spell… — Bella
Your such an asshole but, ugh I love you. — Lynn
That moment you see a girl you could've smashed looking good but blew it by being an asshole — John Vercetti
Believe it or not, some of us have piercings and tattoos and dye our hair because we think it looks pretty, not for any deep… — Connor Sinnett
He's annoying, he's hilarious, he's the world's biggest asshole, he makes me want to scream, he ruins my day and saves it at the last… — Amanda Day
Have patience with all things, but, first of all with yourself. And then murder the asshole, Retweeting your Twitter Crush. — Green Monk
Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say, Did you hear that asshole talk shit behind my back? — Green Monk
Most people are assholes you just have to find the right asshole who will be nice to you. — Jeremy Limn
Take whatever you want from her then throw her like an empty pepsi — Unknown Author
A milk farmer once told me, if you don't want to get shit on, stay as far away from the asshole as possible. GAS 7/15/96 — Gary A Shoop
One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does… — Demetri Martin
We some asshole niggas, call us diarrhea. — Lil Wayne
I thought I wasn't like the others I wasn't like the others. Guess I'm an asshole after all. — Mike Posner
I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot. — Tyler The Creator
Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water and soap to come out and waving my hand for… — Snooki
I'll sew you're asshole closed and keep feedin you, and feedin you. — Wu Tang
You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because… — The Social Network
You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be. -Marylin Delpy — The Social Network
Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the fucking asshole, and… — Hank Moody

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