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Asshole Quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last laughs longest, and I intend to belly roll tonight ~Tabitha
- And speaking of scary things, I need to leave. My guides are fading even as we speak. (Talon) I hate when you commune with the…
- And neither do I, asshole. (Wren) Wow. Multiple syllables and a whole sentence from the tiger. Who’d have ever thought it? Whoever she was, she…
- You punk asshole. What was this? A game for you? This is my life’s work you just annihilated and for what? Shits and giggles? Or…
- And as I recall, you told me to shut up. (Acheron) I’m an asshole. I admit it. I’ve been going to weekly Assholes Anonymous meetings,…
- Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang)
- Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.’ (Nathan)
- Shut up. Asshole. (Shahara) I live for your endearments. (Syn)
- Any more bitching from the geriatric crew? What a bunch of old women. Should I hire another crewmate to change your bed diapers while I’m…
- You don’t like Talon, do you? (Sunshine) Wish him dead every time I see him. (Zarek) I can’t tell if you mean that or not.…
- What’s going on? (Astrid) Not much. Some invincible asshole is trying to kill me. (Zarek)
- Oh, baby, this ain’t asshole. Trust me. There’s a whole keg of asshole I haven’t even begun to tap yet.
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- Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole. — George Carlin
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- Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this… — George Carlin
- I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would… — George Carlin
- Recently I've been looking for something new. The past few projects I've worked on, I keep getting cast as the asshole. I… — Dave Franco
- It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was… — David Henry
- Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one. — Francois Ozon
- Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain / An asshole, that role I think… — Eminem
- I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole, — Morgan Freeman
- Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole. — Nick Offerman
- I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing… — Demetri Martin
- It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool. — Greg Proops