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- There will never be a reunion, as I will never do anything with an asshole like Will Smith. He is still an egomaniac and has…
- Listen you might dislike me cause am real but I don't give a fuck so how bout you join the rest of the assholes waiting…
- Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face There's no one quite like you You…
- I'm one of the nicest asshole you could ever hope to meet.
- Your such an asshole but, ugh I love you.
- Take whatever you want from her then throw her like an empty pepsi
- From all the shit talk, your breath smells like an asshole.
- Now you goofy. Im an asshole and my car dufus. Mikey rock chucks like the cool kids.
- Nigger,nigger fucker,nigger fuck me in the asshole
- When someone calls you and asshole, then later asks you to talk, just say
- The biggest achievement is to be Human in life and not an Asshole professional. -IHR
- I know that I am the most popular girl in school, but that doesn't mean that you're too. I have always known that boys are…
- Im in the Rolls getting chode from the hoe of your dreams. Asshole, pretty toes, keep a hoe on the scene.
- The momment when you remember the good time's how much you were in love , When you only stuck in it because you felt like…
- You work with them so they make money u give them money so they are happy bail them out of jail and u are still…
- When you are nice to girls they like you , but when you're an asshole they love you.
- I wish I can f**k every girl in the world bitch asshole...ha ha
- Supper last night was a beautiful love letter to my stomach. And then it was a Dear John letter to my asshole!
- Sphincter is a Technical word for asshole
- I dont want burgers coming out of my asshole
- Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash! Fall in love. Get to know someone random.…
- Swagg doesnt involve being an asshole to girls!:)
- Don't be an asshole, don't be a jerk, be what you are and be proud of it.
- GOD will always loves you... while everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
- Im nothing but a lowlife asshole and looks are very decieving so if your gonna criticise me for nothing go ahead see how far youse…
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- Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole. — George Carlin
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- Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this… — George Carlin
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- Recently I've been looking for something new. The past few projects I've worked on, I keep getting cast as the asshole. I… — Dave Franco
- It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was… — David Henry
- Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one. — Francois Ozon
- Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain / An asshole, that role I think… — Eminem
- I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole, — Morgan Freeman
- Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole. — Nick Offerman
- I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing… — Demetri Martin
- It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool. — Greg Proops