Asshole Quotes

331 Asshole quotes by 217 unique authors

GOD will always loves you... while everyone else thinks you're an asshole. — Unknown Author
@mitchel I know I'm sometimes an asshole to you. But, I'm not an actual asshole, and I wouldn't poop on you or our friend- ship… — Leila
Started off on Ground Zero, then I start to levitate. Rip rappers a new asshole: I never hesitate. — The Game
If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole. — Nikhil Saluja
If you love someone so much you're waiting for them, you're noble. If you're making someone who loves you wait for you, you're an asshole. — Nikhil Saluja
Not to brag but its women who always say 'SORRY' to me Like this women in bar last night said: SORRY Asshole, I don't wanna… — Nikhil Saluja
I'm more of a lover than an hater so I don't despise many people.however I have no time for Despots and Dictators.I despise Hitler and… — Kyle MacDonald
Seeing your Ex with a worser asshole than you. Awesome — KM II
You really made my day when you turned into an asshole. — Kendall Fithian
If you're the one who judges someone reading them, you're an asshole for not inviting me for beer so we can do it together. — Nikhil Saluja
I just want a Picasso, in my casa. No, my castle. I'm a hassa, no I'm an asshole. — Jay-Z
If a girl disrespect u .. fuck that shit'' ...just respect grlz don't be a Asshole .. — Manish Bhagtani
So you have an inspiring bio about being the change that you want to be in this world, you're an asshole. — Nikhil Saluja
When people fuck with your mind and heart stupid fucking asshole go die for all I care wait I DONT just know that everything I… — Talyiah
Break up make up ,sometimes the make up doesn't work,they start being the same asshole all over again... — Frenchqueen
I'm the asshole who parks the shopping cart right next to your car in the parking lot. — Nikhil Saluja
Any man can lick pussy, but it takes a real man to lick her asshole. — Nikhil Saluja
There is a very thin line between gentleman and sarcastic asshole. — Nikhil Saluja
Theres No Such Thing as A Normal Relationship These Days, Not without the Guy Being an Asshole and Some Bitch Trying to Fuck It All… — Rashida Rowe
There's always that one asshole who says at band camp when someone else says that one time... — Nikhil Saluja
What if I told you that if a guy doesn't want to be your friend after you friend zone him, its not because he's a… — Harriet Morgan
If you're not using Instagram congrats on not being an asshole. — Nikhil Saluja
Just because I send you to voicemail doesn't mean that I want you to leave me one, you fucking asshole! — Nikhil Saluja
Shockingly, I'm not this big of an asshole in real life. — Nikhil Saluja
A fun game to play is to guess if the waiter is walking towards you with your food order and calling him an asshole when… — Nikhil Saluja

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