Asshole Quotes

331 Asshole quotes by 217 unique authors

Actors write movies all the time, but you try fiction and you're an asshole. Everyone wants to try new things, or almost everyone. Really great… — Ethan Hawke
Ive never been like Zac Efron. I am a bit of an asshole. I have a dark side. Im a bit of a ruffian. Ive… — Shia Labeouf
Swag doesn't involve being an asshole to girls — Kid Cudi
Please smoke right in front of me. It's fine. Asshole! — Rakii Retondo
I can't understand why girls wish for a true love, a loyal guy but then if they have it, they just leave for dumb reason.… — Rakii Retondo
Sometimes, you just get in this mentality of 'Fuck you, this is funny.' If you don't think so, you're the asshole. — Seth Rogen
Changing for a guy is the most stupidest thing I've done, especially when he still doesn't notice you. Adios, asshole. You'll regret it someday. (: — Brittny
Never, ever, in my entire life did I ever think that it would be a good idea to be an asshole. But you know what?… — John Mayer
I used to say things like, My names not Al, you know? Not to the press, but to fans. My name is actually Ed. Id… — Ed O'Neill
LI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper… — Carlin Whisler
Funny how most girls think guys have hearts made of stone. You believe guys are such assholes when it comes to holding down a good… — Matthew Van Zyl
Sometimes, Life Is like A Toilet Paper... You're Either On A ROLL Or Taking CRAP From Some ASSHOLE... — Pacifiersucker
Hey asshole friends, you're supposed to tell me to listen to Bell X1, not keep it some polite secret. — John Cho
Girl's are absolutely worse than guys. I don't care what anyone says. You piss a guy off he may say something mean about you but… — Jazmin Garcia
Asshole! How's that, asshole! — John Mcclane
I guess I was wrong about you. You're not such an asshole after all. — John Mcclane
Why the fuck didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd be dead, too, asshole. — John Mcclane
Im an asshole I rather tell you in your face then behind your back, but isn't that just keeping it real — Robert Escalante
Spit real shit so I must be an asshole. — Childish Gambino
I'm nice until you piss me off...then I'm an asshole until you make me laugh — Jerett Parker
I'm shy around people I don't know...and an asshole to people that used to know me — Jerett Parker
Sphincter is a Technical word for asshole — Unknown Author
Love me or hate me bt I'm gonna do asshole by my dick ......as u deserves this nly nt my love.....!! — Smile Mittu
Her: being an asshole isn't attractive Me: neither is being a slut -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin
I dont want burgers coming out of my asshole — Unknown Author

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