Asshole Quotes

331 Asshole quotes by 217 unique authors

When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole — John Lydon
I show up because I’m an asshole, and I want to have a good time. — Gabourey Sidibe
The three branches of government number considerably more than three and are not, in any sense, 'branches' since that would imply that there is something… — P.J. O'Rourke
One of the most heinous, insidious lies is the notion that you have to be an asshole to be a successful business person. — Alan Cooper
Once when the Yankee's Lou Pinella was batting he questioned a Palermo strike call. Pinella demanded, "Where was that pitch at?" Palermo told him that… — George Will
We play loud electric guitar music, and we'd hope that that doesn't mean you have to act like an asshole. — Ian MacKaye
X-Pac, I always thought you were a greasy haired, cheesey bandana wearing asshole that wore green and black tights. I now think you are a… — Chris Jericho
My asshole is doing as much to keep me alive as my brain. — Andy Weir
A disciple is an asshole looking for a human being to attach itself to. — Robert Anton Wilson
If you're not having fun, you're the asshole. — Susan Messing
The No Asshole Rule: Building a Civilized Workplace and Surviving One That Isn’t. — Bob Sutton
Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole? — Frank Zappa
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole. — Jonathan Richman
My cellmate's raped on the norm, and passed around the dorm, you can hear his asshole getting torn. — Tupac Shakur
I don't think I've ever gone on stage to be an asshole. I know one thing, from the past, and that's that my intentions always… — Ryan Adams
When somebody's ego is in service of really brilliant, innovative work, it's hard to, cause I'm such an asshole, it's hard to criticize their failures… — Claire Danes
I had self-doubt about whether my story was interesting to people. I didn't want to write something that was anecdotal. It was important to me… — Lizz Winstead
I'm the type of guy who'd sell you a rat's asshole for a wedding ring. — Tom Waits
Alec Baldwin made us all feel like [we could] pal around with him and come up with the best scenarios or scenarios if you're a… — Kate Hudson
Shirley MacLaine: what an asshole. — Julie Klausner
Any asshole can chase a skirt, art takes discipline. — Charles Bukowski
What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin'… — Ken Kesey
Myron reached for the phone and dialed Win's number. After the eighth ring he began to hang up when a weak, distant voice coughed. "Hello?"… — Harlan Coben
The rich are the most discriminated-against minority in the world. Openly or covertly, everybody hates the rich because, openly or covertly, everybody envies the rich.… — Tom Robbins
Steve [Jobs] proves that it's OK to be an asshole... He just has a different OS. — Guy Kawasaki

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