"My asshole is doing as much to keep…" — Andy Weir
"My asshole is doing as much to keep me alive as my brain."
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18 Quotes by Andy Weir
Andy Weir has 18 quotes on this site.
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I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then…
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Once I got home, I sulked for a while. All my brilliant plans foiled by thermodynamics. Damn you, Entropy!
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Problem is (follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated), if I cut a hole in the Hab, the…
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How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.
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Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.
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Everything went great right up to the explosion.
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By my reckoning, I'm about 100 kilometers from Pathfinder. Technically it's called “Carl Sagan Memorial Station.” But with all due…
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Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a…
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I was hired as a computer programmer for a national laboratory at age 15.
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I study orbital dynamics as a hobby. My idea of a good time is sitting down and drawing on that…
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My first book was so horrible I have deleted all copies of it. Thankfully, it was before the Internet, so…
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I am not a brave man... I do not have the right stuff. Astronauts are really a cut above.
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There are some four million different kinds of animals and plants in the world. Four million different solutions to the…
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No poet or novelist wishes he were the only one who ever lived, but most of them wish they were…
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When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe,…
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I think if we didn't contradict ourselves, it would be awfully boring. It would be tedious to be alive.
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Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
— Richard Bach
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The Holy Spirit is our comforter, our teacher. That's why, in prayer, we can ask the Lord to open up…
— Michele Bachmann
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A man without ambition is dead. A man with ambition but no love is dead. A man with ambition and…
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It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me…
— James A. Baldwin
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I tried to keep both arts alive, but the camera won. I found that while the camera does not express…
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My biggest fear ever is to be involved in a plane crash, so when that happened... well, I'm just thankful…
— Travis Barker
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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then…
— Roseanne Barr
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The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I…
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