My Asshole Quotes
- My asshole is doing as much to keep me alive as my brain. — Andy Weir
- Your Plan and the stuff that comes out of my asshole bear a suspicious resemblance to each other. — Stephen King
- Supper last night was a beautiful love letter to my stomach. And then it was a Dear John letter to my asshole! — Unknown Author
- I dont want burgers coming out of my asshole — Unknown Author
- It always saddens me when someone says I'm not funny, then my wife tickles my asshole and I feel better again. — Nikhil Saluja
- Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja