"A disciple is an asshole looking for a……" — Robert Anton Wilson
"A disciple is an asshole looking for a human being to attach itself to."
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158 Quotes by Robert Anton Wilson
Robert Anton Wilson has 158 quotes on this site.
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I regard belief as a form of brain damage.
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The only way to stave off boredom, in a complex domesticated primate like humankind, is to increase one's intelligence. This…
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Show me a movement that doesn't hate somebody and I will join it at once.
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O how the darkness do crowd up, one against the other, in ye hearts! What fear ye more that what…
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I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet…
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Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear and, behold, do ye now complain that ye lack FREEDOM!
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Ye have cast out yer brothers for devils and now complain ye, lamenting, that ye've been left to fight alone.
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All Chaos was once yer kingdom; verily, held ye dominion over the entire Pentaverse, but today ye was sore afraid…
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Taking somebody's money without permission is stealing, unless you work for the IRS; then it's taxation. Killing people en masse…
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To me, it doesn't matter if your scapegoats are the Jews, the homosexuals, the male sex, the Masons, the Jesuits,…
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Christianity is alone in thinking that sex is entirely the Devil's business and an offence to God, This is a…
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What the thinker thinks, the prover proves
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More Asshole Quotes
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one of 331 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.
— George Carlin
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The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee,…
— George Carlin
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Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another,…
— George Carlin
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I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few…
— George Carlin
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Recently I've been looking for something new. The past few projects I've worked on, I keep getting cast as the…
— Dave Franco
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It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming,…
— David Henry
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Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
— Francois Ozon
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Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain / An asshole, that role…
— Eminem
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I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole,
— Morgan Freeman
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Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.
— Nick Offerman
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I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole…
— Demetri Martin
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It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.
— Greg Proops
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