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- Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time…
- The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However, the senators themselves will still…
- I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to every problem is do nothing. Their answer to…
- Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you
- "Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time…
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- Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.' — Pat Benatar
- I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
- A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. — Richard Burton
- If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain
- I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a… — Jennifer Aniston
- When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass. — LL Cool J
- I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best… — Kanye West
- The biggest sin is sitting on your ass. — Florynce Kennedy