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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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At a time when our country is waging two wars, approval ratings for Congress are at historic lows, unemployment is at a…
— Franklin Graham
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We all know why [the generals] are so critical of the defense secretary. They're being defensive because they weren't able to implement…
— Stephen Colbert
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Is it any wonder, why the approval ratings of the Congress go up every time we go into recess?
— Robert Byrd
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She's leaving when the president has one of the highest approval ratings on record. From here, it can only go down. And…
— Andrew Card
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First, his job approval ratings have been trending down for many months, a trend that has accelerated in recent weeks as the…
— Thomas E. Mann
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President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.
— Jay Leno
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The visits Prime Minister Koizumi made to the Yasukuni Shrine, I believe, had nothing to do with approval ratings. He paid respects…
— Shinzo Abe
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President Bush's approval ratings have taken somewhat of a dive. A senior slump, if you will. Leading President Bush to one conclusion:…
— Jon Stewart
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The president is under 50 percent approval ratings in all the battleground states. So, you could say that President Obama is defying…
— Mara Liasson
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This is partly a function of approval ratings. People pay attention [to polls] and start saying, 'Lets take a more independent tack.'…
— John Thune
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