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Apparently Quotes by Jay Leno
- In business news, chocolate maker nestle is buying Jenny Craig. Well, that says it all you need to know about the war on obesity, doesn't…
- According to The Washington Post, the NSA has been monitoring phone calls and emails of people in Mexico. So apparently it's not enough to spy…
- It is day two of the Democratic convention, and apparently they had a huge lighting problem in the convention hall today. They worked all day…
- According to a new book coming out by a Pulitzer Prize-winning author, apparently when he was in high school, President Obama smoked large amounts of…
- President Obama gave a big speech on climate change. He believes global warming is getting worse because apparently he's sweating a lot more during his…
- Twenty-one years ago today Saddam Hussein was first elected president of Iraq and he has been re-elected ever since. Apparently they have the same electoral…
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- I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a bit more socially acceptable over the years… — Jo Brand
- Aubrey, crouching on a nearby counter, watched me with squinty eyes, apparently pondering why anyone would willingly immerse themselves in water ever,… — Richelle Mead
- Apparently, I get facials and manicures all the time. I read this and think, 'Oh, I wish I did that!' I don't… — Kate Beckinsale
- Men long for an afterlife in which there apparently is nothing to do but delight in heaven's wonders. — Louis D. Brandeis
- Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's. — Joe Bob Briggs
- In 1957, 'West Side Story' had introduced the musical to the reckless dark side of teen-age life; 'Bye Bye Birdie,' set in… — John Lahr
- We who feel that justice is not being done have but one thing to do: that is fight, by argument, by example,… — Theodore Dreiser
- Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish… — Groucho Marx