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Apparently Quotes by Dave Barry
- In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to…
- All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are…
- It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently…
- It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently…
- Headbangers' are people who like heavy-metal music, which is performed by skinny men with huge hair who stomp around the stage, striking their instruments and…
More Apparently Quotes
- In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently… — Dave Barry
- Apparently, I get facials and manicures all the time. I read this and think, 'Oh, I wish I did that!' I don't… — Kate Beckinsale
- I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a bit more socially acceptable over the years… — Jo Brand
- Men long for an afterlife in which there apparently is nothing to do but delight in heaven's wonders. — Louis D. Brandeis
- Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's. — Joe Bob Briggs
- Body language is a very powerful tool. We had body language before we had speech, and apparently, 80% of what you understand… — Deborah Bull
- Apparently there are some Democratic leaders in the Senate that are running for office who now believe in tax cuts. — Jeb Bush
- I had written the script for Juno and apparently Steven Spielberg had read it. I can't just call him Steven, that's weird...… — Diablo Cody