« All Any Quotes · Joan Rivers's Page
Any Quotes by Joan Rivers
- There are many self-help books by Ph.D.s, but I hold a different degree: an I.B.T.I.A.-I've Been Through It All. This degree comes not on parchment…
- I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
- I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done You can tune me out, you can click me off, it's OK.…
- If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others
- Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel…
- I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
- I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
- I hate old people, I hate children. I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
- Any comic is a very good actor. Look at Don Rickles. He is saying the same joke every night for 20 years and making it…
More Any Quotes
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- As far as we are concerned, we are ready to leave today, tomorrow, at any time, to join the people of Haiti,… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
- I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- In the holy city of Mecca, violence of any kind was forbidden. From the moment they left home, pilgrims were not permitted… — Karen Armstrong
- Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines and that… — Karen Armstrong
- It can't be any simpler: the farewell is going to be on the Champs-Elysees. — Lance Armstrong
- I believe that every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing… — Neil Armstrong
- I think it's important as a filmmaker, as any person working in the arts, that you've got to try new stuff and… — Darren Aronofsky
- So long as we have failed to eliminate any of the causes of human despair, we do not have the right to… — Antonin Artaud
- People are definitely a company's greatest asset. It doesn't make any difference whether the product is cars or cosmetics. A company is… — Mary Kay Ash