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- It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his…
- I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they…
- Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It started off normal. You had English, Social Studies, Geometry, then suddenly your in…
- Celebrity is no different from any other energy. It's a force for good or evil. It's no different from money. It's power.
- Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will…
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