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- When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day…
- Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.' That's a stupid…
- I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who…
- I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just ain't gonna do…
- Look at all the minorities around here! I'm the only majority.
- I read something in the paper that really confused me the other day. It said that 80 percent of the people in New York are…
- I killed my Facebook page years ago because time clicking around is just dead time. Your brain isn't resting and it isn't doing. I think…
- Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and…
- Bill Gates has 90 billion dollars ... If I had 90 billion dollars, I wouldn't have it for long because I would just dream of…
- Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
- Human kindness has no reward. You should give to others in every way you see. expect absolutely nothing from anyone. It should be your goal…
- Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform…
- America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.
- I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little…
- I like all ladies of all different ages.
- I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping as we all should. I dunno. You don't live that long. It doesn't matter.
- You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling [unsure] and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and…
- You're all gonna die. Then you'll be dead for way longer than you're alive, like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead…
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide