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Alien Quotes by Jack Handey
- When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs…
- If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts…
More Alien Quotes
- e idea of a personal God is quite alien to me and seems even naive. However, I am also not a "Freethinker"… — Albert Einstein
- To show a well-founded fear of persecution, an alien need not prove that it is more likely than not that he or… — John Paul Stevens
- Let us be clear: censorship is cowardice. ... It masks corruption. It is a school of torture: it teaches, and accustoms one… — Pablo Antonio Cuadra
- Truly, there are terrible primal arcana of earth which had better be left unknown and unevoked; dread secrets which have nothing to… — H P Lovecraft
- In a land of immigrants, one was not an alien but simply the latest arrival. — Rudolf Arnheim
- Wide open and unguarded stand our gates And through them presses a wild motley throng Men from the Volga and the Tartar… — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- The idea that the United States can't guard its own border is silly. It's a sign that were not serious about this...people… — Newt Gingrich
- My policy will be to detain and deport every illegal alien who is apprehended in this country. And we'll do it with… — Rick Perry