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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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And I think that after nearly 85 years upon this planet that I have a right after working so hard at showing…
— Gordon Parks
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After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of…
— Stephen Colbert
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For me, the most relevant factor in my ability to perform well on the rock has to do with my love of…
— Lynn Hill
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Some of you may know my story: How for nineteen years, I worked as a manager for a tire plant in Alabama.…
— Lilly Ledbetter
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When the Jewish people, after nearly 2,000 years of exile, under relentless persecution, became a nation again on 14 May 1948 the…
— Hal Lindsey
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Phillip looked to Eloise. "Perhaps introductions are in order?" "Oh," Eloise said, gulping. "Yes, of course. These are my brothers." "I'd gathered,"…
— Julia Quinn
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He tried to give his wife pleasure in little ways, because he had come to realize, after nearly two decades together, how…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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I've found even after nearly 30 years of doing this, there are all kinds of new surprises that rear their heads at…
— John Sexton
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