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Advertisements Quotes by Dave Barry
- ... Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.…
- Never trust anything you read in a travel article. Travel articles appear in publications that sell large, expensive advertisements to tourism-related industries, and these industries…
More Advertisements Quotes
- The advertisements in a newspaper are more full knowledge in respect to what is going on in a state or community than… — Henry Ward Beecher
- We read advertisements... to discover and enlarge our desires. We are always ready - even eager - to discover, from the announcement… — Daniel J. Boorstin
- I see no reason why the artistic world can't absolutely merge with Madison Avenue. Pop art is a move in that direction.… — William S. Burroughs
- Today, our attention is less than the television advertisement. We're looking at six or seven problems constantly. We're living in the disturbed… — Marina Abramovic
- Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. — Mark Twain
- Goresthorpe Grange is a feudal mansion - or so it was termed in the advertisement which originally brought it under my notice.… — Arthur Conan Doyle
- There are no more ideologies in the authentic sense of false consciousness, only advertisements for the world through its duplication and the… — Theodor Adorno
- Advertisements are now so numerous that they are very negligently perused, and it is therefore become necessary to gain attention by magnificence… — Samuel Johnson