Humorous Quote by Caris Roane Download Open image ““She was thong-climbing-her-ass pissed.”” — Caris Roane ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous
“He was a cheeky bastard, especially when he talked with a thong in his mouth.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Sure enough, he seemed to straighten a little more with every step of her fuck-me heels.” — Voirey Linger Copy Share Image
“She was upset about something and all I wanted to do was get her naked and play connect the dots.” — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
“She swept away, putting an extra kink into her walk. I would not have thought that a woman with an ass that bony could… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“She practically had to stop herself from climbing his body and empaling herself on his cock.” — Anya Bast Copy Share Image
“Jacey's eyes hardened. She did not appreciate reality coming along and snapping her thong.” — Sarah-Kate Lynch Copy Share Image
“Of course that he affected her in such a way that she often wanted to simply shed her clothes and fall down on her… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
“My little ankle-strap sandals curled with embarrassment for her.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“Then she reached lower and started to ease my pants down. I stopped her so I could get my shoes and socks off first.… — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
“He was turned on because she was naked and pretty, not because she could kick his ass. ” — Sara King Copy Share Image
“It was her, the crazy sex pervert next dioor. She wanted me to shove things up her ass.” — Angelina Rain Copy Share Image
“He turned back to her stomach and got very close. She thought he meant to kiss her again and prepared to enjoy his lips… — Caris Roane Copy Share Image
“Now that the house was securely hidden, the fact that he was holed up with Havily sent a wave of heat over his body.… — Caris Roane Copy Share Image
“She thought she heard a faint growl. She listened harder. The warrior with all the gorgeous black hair was growling. Because she's said the… — Caris Roane Copy Share Image
“She wanted to be the rain, to cover him with moisture, to bring life to his seed.” — Caris Roane Copy Share Image
“[...] Deep within, her female organs began to contract and release. She felt the path of his seed and now in her mind she… — Caris Roane Copy Share Image
“The last thing he heard was Medichi's voice crying out, "It must be the goddamn breh-hedden. Again. Holy shit! It's a fucking epidemic!” — Caris Roane Copy Share Image
“Damn, Marcus, how much have you been working out? You have the ass of a god. He turned to face her, and naturally her… — Caris Roane Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“Holy hell, Trev! What kind of move was that?” Trevor leaned over her with a big smile on his face. “You really thought I… — Cecilia Aubrey & Chris Almeida Copy Share Image
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine.… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Shut up, you fool...Really. I’m running out of things to throw at you.” — K.M. Parr Copy Share Image
“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Can you imagine life without the horror genre? There would be no monsters. Only a**holes.” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
