Elevators Quote by Brian Regan Download Open image “Why are people getting on elevators shocked to find people getting off elevators?” — Brian Regan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Elevators People Shocked
People waiting for an elevator don't know what to do, standing with strangers. There is nothing to do. Its an uneasy time. Some press… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I hate getting off the elevator on the wrong floor? Anyone ever do that... and then you have to turn around and face those… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I hate elevators. I'm claustrophobic so for me to be in an elevator or small spaces is probably the worst thing on earth. — Aino Jawo Copy Share Image
When an elevator brings u upstairs, you better send it back down in order to bring others up! — Dikembe Mutombo Copy Share Image
I'm afraid of elevators, because they are an enclosed space, but I get in. — Amanda Lindhout Copy Share Image
Usually, the energy in elevators is so awkward; I mean, I can't imagine the politics in the ones in the Conde Nast building. — Marco Brambilla Copy Share Image
I am happy doing standup so I don't ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn't mind venturing off and doing other things… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
If a movie makes it really big, they do the obvious thing, right? They make an amusement park ride out of it. ... The… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I thought yoga was easy - I went out and I bought a yoga video tape. I bought the beginners' yoga tape. I couldn't… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
The government will pay certain farmers to not grow corn. Wow. Where's my check? That'd be great. "Hey, what do you do for a… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Relevance is kind of a weird thing. If one does topical material, it makes sense to want to be relevant. But if someone talks… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge." — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
You can poke fun at some pretty difficult circumstances, and it's just a way to pop the bubble. I don't do that thing onstage… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
“I" before "E" except after "C" and when sounding like "A" as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. — Joe Girard Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The elevator shaft was a kind of heat sink. Hot food was cold by the time it arrived. Cold food got colder. No one… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
(At the back of the cave, Phoebe placed her hand against one of the stones where a spring release opened an elevator door. Chris… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Life tells you to take the elevator, but love tells you to take the stairs. — David Levithan Copy Share Image
As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
I'm afraid of elevators, because they are an enclosed space, but I get in. — Amanda Lindhout Copy Share Image
After seeing 'Big,' I wanted an elevator that opened directly into my apartment, just like Tom Hanks did. — Macaulay Culkin Copy Share Image
Before, I would play a little hoops, a little tennis. Now it's more yoga, Pilates, stretching, some light weight work, push-ups, sit-ups, resistance things.… — Robin Roberts Copy Share Image
You may cut off the heads of every rich man now living--of every statesman--every literary, and every scientific authority, without in the least changing… — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
