Hilarious Quote by Brian Regan

“I remember being told of a poor wretch I once knew, who had died of hunger. I was almost beside myself with rage! I…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“God damn it! I yelled to him. Will you stop wining about your problems during my murder!”

— Andy Weir

“Do I raise the dead when I put him behind bars? Then what'll I do it for? We used to shoot a man who…

— Arthur Miller

“with this bullet lodged in my chest, covered with your name, I will turn myself into a gun, because it’s all I have, because…

— Richard Siken

“NO!” he screamed at it. “No! Don’t you see, you dumb son of a bitch? We don’t want to kill you! Can you even…

— David Wong

“You don’t look a man in the eye when you kill him. Not unless you have to, anyway. You stab him in the back.…

— Andrew Warren

“It’s like a man in the trenches again: he doesn’t know any more why he should go on living, because if he escapes now…

— Henry Miller

“You have a knack for trying to get yourself killed!”

— James Dashner

“I look at him with the nostalgic affection men are said to feel for their wars, their fellow veterans. I think, I once threw…

— Margaret Atwood

“I wondered if the owners would mind if I murdered someone in their front yard. A big red-headed someone. He was so full of…

— Karina Halle

“You've got to do what you've got to do, and in my case, I had to kill him. Nobody was going to get on…

— Sparkling Amethyst

“I’d rather be shot dead screaming for justice than die alone in a prison of my own making.”

— Tahereh Mafi