Dairy Quote by Brian Regan Download Open image ““Hey, lay off the dairy. And uh, no more happiness.”” — Brian Regan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dairy Happiness Humor
“Sad day, my loves, a proper tragedy. But when the milk’s gone bad you might as well look forward to cheese, hmm?” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Well, I'd rather be unhappy than have the sort of false, lying happiness you were having here.” — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to coast by anymore. I wanted some fucking happiness.” — Ilsa Madden-Mills Copy Share Image
“Perhaps it's a hard thing to say, but joy and sorrow are like milk and cookies.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“It is a kind of happiness to know just how unhappy we could be.” — La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
“I’ve never been happier in my whole life.” I leave it at that. Underneath all that happy, she sure doesn’t look happy.” — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
“Oh, yeah, this is the shit. I told you that last night. Be better if I had some milk.” He took another bite. “Mmm,… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
I am happy doing standup so I don't ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn't mind venturing off and doing other things… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
If a movie makes it really big, they do the obvious thing, right? They make an amusement park ride out of it. ... The… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I thought yoga was easy - I went out and I bought a yoga video tape. I bought the beginners' yoga tape. I couldn't… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
The government will pay certain farmers to not grow corn. Wow. Where's my check? That'd be great. "Hey, what do you do for a… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Relevance is kind of a weird thing. If one does topical material, it makes sense to want to be relevant. But if someone talks… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge." — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
You can poke fun at some pretty difficult circumstances, and it's just a way to pop the bubble. I don't do that thing onstage… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
“I" before "E" except after "C" and when sounding like "A" as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
In most agencies, account executives outnumber the copywriters two to one. If you were a dairy farmer, would you employ twice as many milkers… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
What every human being should do is eat a vegetarian diet based on whole foods. Period. That's it. Animal protein is bad for you.… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
Both the five-year-olds looked at me with bewilderment and a bit of fearful uncertainty. I had a sudden horrifying image of the woman I… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Most calves used by the dairy industry have their horns BURNED or GOUGED out of their heads. — Casey Affleck Copy Share Image
In fact, studies show that vegans tend to get more iron than meat eaters. Vitamin C from fruits and vegetables increases iron absorption. Meanwhile,… — Sharon Gannon Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I have been a vegetarian for forty-two years. I did it because I didn't want animals to die so I could eat. Then, eight… — Sam Simon Copy Share Image
She folded her arms and then shouted, "Right you thieving scunners! How dare you steal Miss Treason's funeral meats!" "Oh, waily, waily, it's the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Growing up on a dairy farm, you certainly learn discipline and a commitment to purpose. — Mike Johanns Copy Share Image
I am always in much better shape when I am doing a Broadway show because you have the eight shows a week to kind… — Jane Krakowski Copy Share Image
I never drink cow's milk; I always opt for the soya alternative, and when I eat most dairy products, it tends to be in… — Kate O'Mara Copy Share Image
The poorest of the sex have still an itch To know their fortunes, equal to the rich. The dairy-maid inquires, if she shall take… — John Dryden Copy Share Image
