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Diarrhea Quote by Bob Saget

“If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.” quote by Bob Saget — Download Open image

“If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.”

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