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Aspirin Quote by Bob Hope

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“The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.”

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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

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We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin.

Fiorello H. La Guardia

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Professionalism in medicine has given us medial miracles for the affluent but hospitals that will charge $35 for aspirin.

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“We are living in a cultural dark age of musical pollution. You put the radio on, and five minutes later you need an aspirin.”

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I'm sick and tired of black and white people of good intent giving aspirin to a society that is dying of a cancerous disease.

Ralph Abernathy

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The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin.

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The sense of a long last night over civilization is back again.

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You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly.

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