Humour Quote by Benny Bellamacina Download Open image ““Never make an excuse for going to the pub, save it for leaving.”” — Benny Bellamacina ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Philosophy Pub Wisdom
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“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
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